A fork of Rural Dictionary
Periscoping is an advanced, but non-sexual form of spooning. Unlike being the big spoon or the inverse, little spoon/backpack/jetpack, both partners share equal responsibility. To periscope, one partner lines their dominant eye with the second partner's butthole, and 'peers through the scope.' At the same time, the second partner 'shades their eyes from the sun,' and shouts, "Land ho!"
She was really chill. We hooked up, spooned a bit, and then we tried periscoping it out. Anyway, that's how I got pink eye.
The concealing of an erect penis by folding it behind your waist band, leaving the head of your penis exposed underneath your shirt.
"Woops, I was just about to stretch out my arms but I realized that I was still periscoping."
When you stand over a kneeling girl, facing the same direction, with your balls draped over her eyes such as would be the "viewfinder" on a periscope. Then she grabs the "handle" of the periscope, and aims you toward the intended target. Bonus points if she makes sonar ping noises.
"Last night I couldn't find Josie's butthole in the dark, so Debbie tried her hand at Periscoping, and steered me right on target. Boom! Sunk that battleship!"
The act of giving a blowjob to a man standing up while giving handjobs to 2 men facing the guy in the middle.
I peroscoped your 3 best friends last night.
Periscoping is the new felching.
Taking a girl's tits, pushing the nipples together close enough to then put the nipples against your eyes and the yelling "THAR SHE BLOWS!"
Damn dude my girl's tits are so big I decided to do some periscoping on them and she found it oddly satisfying
the act of walking around an office with cubicles, and peeking over the wall to check out the worker. Usually done by tall male workers who think they are sly.
Effing Dwayne, he spends two hours a day periscoping all the ladies in accounting.
When a guy calls you into the bathroom to bring him something and you walk in on him in the bath, lounging, fully erect. Not touching himself or asking you to join, just wanting you to be in the room.
The head of his penis bobbing up and down like the periscope of a submarine.
Oh my gosh, Mark is such a creep. He asked me to bring him his phone and when I got to the bathroom he was just laying in the tub periscoping.