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Perk

Perk is a man who spends most of his time online being bullied. He is mostly known as a soy boy liberal online, and has a tendency to cry about people hurting his feelings. He is often seen as weak and pathetic by others in the online community. Despite his emotional tendencies, Perk continuously returns to the community despite announcing that he will never return. This constant back and forth has made him a laughing stock among other players.

Perk has also gained a reputation for financially supporting other players who ignore him. This is seen as a desperate attempt to gain attention and affection from others since he lacks attention outside of the online community. However, Perk is not just someone who seeks attention. He also spends a considerable amount of time online looking for conflict with others. He enjoys arguing with people and starting drama, which has lead to many conflicts online.

Overall, Perk is a man who is unhappy with his life and seeks to fill the void with attention from others online. His constant crying and needy behavior has made him a figure of ridicule among other players. We one day hope that Okay Butt won't live rent free in his head.

I'm going to leave and never return = Perk returns the next day

by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023

Perk

A Lie or False Claim

Jhit Perk as fuck.
Perkin' ahh jhit.
Stop perkin.
You Perk.

by Splaaashy March 06, 2017

Perk

n. Alcohol

perked
v. to be drunk

I could really use some Perk right now.
I'm so perked right now.

by FickNish January 20, 2005

Perk

n.
any alcoholic beverage

I need some perk so bad....

by FickNish January 22, 2005

Perk

An alcoholic.

Wow that guy is such a perk, he drinks all day long.

by the_hairy_pickle August 12, 2010

Perk

Perk is a metaphor for anything describing everything in general.

EX 1: wow did you just see that perker.

EX 2: wow,yeah he just got perked.

by JOEJOHNSONSTROKE December 10, 2009

Perk

Perk -adj. Used when you know someone is telling a lie or somehting is completely false.

-I got a 3.8 grade point average- -That's so perk, its a 1.3!-

by M0N$T{ER)! October 29, 2010