Country Dictionary

Holding something up to your groin area and pretending it is your penis

That zucchini that I held on my crotch was a pretty funny Petis.

1)A cool guy, who always helps his fellow ballers.
2) A guy who is seriouly addicted to paintball
3) A guy who is completely random,and does stuff at random
4) see pappas

That kid over there is a petis, always talking about his timmy

A mixture between God and Thanos. Ladies man. Dog lover. Petis, not penis.

Person 1: Omg is that a petis
Person 2 : yes. That’s a huge petis!
Person1: I wouldn’t mess with Petis

to frighten someone to the point of defication by way of girth and/or vocal ability

"the kid was bunkered, apparently he petised himself"

Although originating from a boys name, Petie is infact an affectionate name given to girls.

Peties are the brightest and happiest of people. These bubbly characters are a lot of fun to be around and the greatest people to have as friends. Loving and caring, a Petie will try and be there for you no mater what. You'll be lucky if you ever meet one as she'll always brighten your day <3

Person one: "isnt petie just the best?"
Person two: "yes she absolutely is! love that girl!"

pety; meaning like turned on in british,

baby you make me so pety.

A close-up picture of your pet. A petie is a selfie but of your pet.

Oh my gawd, did you see Marisa's petie on instgram today? It's sooooo cute.