A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sending a picture of your Penis via a text message.
I'm so slutty, that I can't take you to dinner and court you proper. I'm just going to show you my schlong before you even hear the sound of my voice, so here is a pext.
Peeing and texting at the same time.
The whipped boyfriend really had to pee but his girlfriend had just texted him, so he decided to pext.
verb - to pext
Sending a text message whilst riding a moped, usually because you're late, or just showing off.
Thomas - ''How did she react? I heard you were over an hour late...''
Will - ''I know, but I sent her a pext on the way. She still went crazy at me though.''
a text received while preoccupied, often missed, lost, and not found or remembered until later
I was on the phone, I didn't see your pext until I got here.
I am sorry baby, I'm got it as a pext, I was in meetings all day.
(v) The act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.
(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.
1. Nate won't stop pexting me at 2am when he's drunk!
2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.