A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pseudo Old English word. The sound made when polishing a turd. Slang for unrendered lard. Deliberate and wilful clown impersonations. Pfeffeling: The process of anal ring bleaching by hydroquinones. Banned in the EU. Pfeffled: To be sandbagged by Old Etonians To smile like a Pfeffel : To continually have a grotesque smirk.
After spaffing on a wall he turned his attentions to polishing turds which pfeffeled softly in the evening sun. The man stuffing his face looked for all the world like pfeffel. The chaps from Winchester were well and truely pfeffeled by the Old Etonion Bullindon spaffers..
The tiny shrivelled member that Boris Johnson has in place of a penis.
I saw his pfeffel once and it was awful. Eugh!
A pfeffeler is a person seeking public office who excels in the art of not answering the question asked and shifting the conversation away from the subject raised by that question.
Oh my, the arch pfeffeler, was pfeffeling again last night, while being interviewed on TV.
To spectacularly fuck something up beyond repair
Boris Johnson de pfeffeled the country Boris "de pfeffel" Johnson
An onomatopoeic name given to a biscuitty fart escaping through the sagging seat of a pair of cricket flannels.
In social use: "Sorry chaps, my De Pfeffel!"