A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Word that the creator of this definition created because he needed a way to describe his artwork and because he’s a shitheel furry who thinks he’s funny
Someone: Hey, your art sucks, you dumbass furry Phaeton: Well, that’s what Phaetonism is, dude Someone: Lmfao who cares Phaeton: exactly
An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?" "Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"
Yours truly and the only person who looks up themself on every search engine to see if their famous
Damm phaeton really is a egocentric person
An Indonesian fungus brought by Columbus' soldiers from America (comes from a Russian movie, "Cocky the running doctor")
What does Phaeton give?! It slays the consciousness!