A fork of Rural Dictionary
The feeling you get when a fire monster is trying to kill you with the help of a red haired person in a gas mask after you woke up from a coma in the 80s while the man who sold the world is playing and the guy who was going to give you plastic surgery dies by being strangled by a person who was sent to kill you and you escape even though they were chasing you on a fire Pegasus
this is the opening for metal gear 5 the Phantom Pain
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you
Phantom pain
Phantom pain is the pain amputees feel in the place where they have lost a limb. Initially it is hard for some to grasp the fact that they have lost a limb, because they can feel intense pain where their limb was. There are methods to reorient the mind so that the pain goes away or is greatly reduced. Also relates to the imagined pain a person feels when someone they love disappears from their life.
Sarge, I think I have been hit, I got this horrible pain in my left leg. Don't worry private, it is only phantom pain you are feeling, we got your leg in a secure location, where no buddy can cause it harm.
When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"
"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"
The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region
Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle? Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.
I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.