Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Phenomenige

A man without pubic hair, very small genitals and an extremely high voice. Likes to display his microscopic penis to unfortunate wittnesses and is considered a Lightweight amongst normal males. Takes advantage of drunken women and masturbates in public. Commonly displays symptoms of ADHD.

Pronounced "Fen-om-in-ige".

That man was such a 'phenomenige' last night!

by Mau5 February 24, 2010