A fork of Rural Dictionary
The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.
The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.
Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.
Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.
"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."
Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!
A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.
Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*