A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wake up in the morning next to a fat chick, invariably with a hangover fit to down an elephant (or the chick next to you). invariably a pre-cursor to the walk of shame
Got pig flu last night, she could suck a melon through a hose pipe though so I kept her on for some 'morning duties'
1 media hype surrounding the great Swine Flu of '09. 2 eponymous first album of the yet to be formed punk rock band, Pig Flu Panic (PFP). Etymology: modern English; first used in the New York Post front page headline April 26, 2009.
A: Shit, man, I'm going to start wearing a mask because of this pigfluenza shit! B: You're such a sheep, dude, don't buy into pig flu panic. A: Dude, have heard PFP's new album? B: Yeah, man, they fucking sold out!
Another name for the Swine Flu as it is a mixture of pig & bird viruses.
The epicenter of the Flying Pig Flu was Mexico City.
Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill' Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'