Country Dictionary

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viruses

The plural of virus. NOT viri.

My computer is fucking infested with viruses!

by Big Pimp Daddy May 09, 2004

virusing

To program a virus or the act of programming viruses.

What are you going to be doing? I am virusing.

by cgeniusgo February 21, 2011

Virusing

throwing a mega narcissistic party for the ego inflation of one orange skinned and massively obese POTUS, while simultaneously super spreading a highly contagious disease that kills.

We finally had Covid-19 under control in our area until that cheeto-Mussolini decided he was gonna be VIRUSING here last weekend.

by quizzical chemist October 14, 2020

Scanning for Viruses

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.

Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load? George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.

by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012

Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses! Norton : DING! Your computer is infected! Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares! McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans! Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares! You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 08, 2010

Virused

Past tense of getting a virus or having a virus

I am not virused

by CactusNuke July 04, 2022