A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Japanese Jew
very rare but very cool
Omg that Japanese guy just went into a synagog!! he is a pikajew!
Pikajew is a steel type Pokemon. Pikajew is incapable of learning payday, as it cannot throw money away. Pikajew is weak against wheezing and coffing as they are gas types, and as everyone knows, pikajews are really bad against gas.
Gary; "Wheezing I choose you!"
Ash; "Pikajew use tackle."
Pikajew fainted
Ash: Pikachu! I choose you! Thunderbolt! NOW! . . . Pikachu?
Brock: Ash! What the f***? What day is it?
Ash: . . . Sunday
Brock: What the hell is that on Pikachu's head?
Ash: . . . A yarmulke
Brock: EXACTLY DIPSH*T! IT'S F***ING SUNDAY AND YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A JEWISH PIKACHU DO WORK! IT'S AGAINST HIS F***ING RELIGION ***HOLE!
Ash: Uh, I-I'm sorry
Brock: WHY DON'T YOU SAY SORRY TO PIKAJEW YOU STUPID SH*T? CHECK THE F***ING POKEDEX FOR ONCE DUMB***! AND I LEFT MY OWN F***ING GYM TO TRAVEL WITH YOU! HEY ASH! HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ATTENTION AND STOP BEING SUCH AN ASHHOLE, HUH F***FACE?
A Jewish Pokémon. His signature move is to steal your money.
An electric Pokemon that tends to be cheap with it's money and/or electricity an likes to rip off people.
Pikajew wouldn't start up the computer again after it fried while we were watching naked pictures of Misty.