Country Dictionary

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Pinkham

A place in New Hampshire

Man I'd love to take a shower at Pinkham

by Pezdolyz November 07, 2006

pinkham

a douchebag friend who only listens to hip hop and wears trendy clothes

Your friend is good looking and all, but he/she is such a pinkham.

by Daniel Gill February 23, 2005

pinkham

1.person who is a strong disliker of cheesy jack nicholson movies and runs from tornados
2.person with a fond interest in making thudge
3.amazing pilates instructor who proof reads papers phenomenally and who is attracted to the color purple
4.a fricken awesome mandolinist who knows how to dress adequately and serves as the coolest friend anyone could ever have.

Dude! I saw a Pinkham perform on the mainstage today, and he really knew how to perform his trills!

by Alexawexabexafexaniglet April 03, 2005

pinkham

Rap listenin' bicycle pimp.
With "eyes" for Gillda.

Pinkham quite staring at Gillda's cank.

by jdawg February 26, 2005

Pinkham's Law

No matter how big an asshole in an article may be, someone will always step in to defend the asshole

I want to post a collection of stories about all of the ridiculous conversations I've had while working in customer service, but I'm worried I'm going to get a lot of Pinkham's Law responses.

by plrrft January 09, 2016

Pinkham's Law

In any internet post about terrible restaurant customer behavior, no matter how terrible the behavior in question, someone will show up to try to justify that behavior.

That commenter who defended the guy who threw a plate at his server is a great example of Pinkham's Law.

by ColinP June 20, 2016