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Piss

Beer

Bret: Come on in. Can I get you a cup of coffee? Jetho: Actually Bret, I'd prefer a cold can of piss if you have one. Bret: I put a 6-pack in the fridge last night! I'll have one too.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 15, 2022

Piss

Imagine this: your a girl, sitting in the ocean water. Sudden pee desperation sets in quick. You grab your pussy and rub it, beginning to moan. As you rub, you feel warmth, and realize you are pissing. You grind on a plastic bottle as you pee more into the water. Nobody know you are orgasming. As you leave that water, you pee more into your white swimsuit.

"I masturbated in the ocean, and it was so arousing that I began to piss desperately and uncontrollably as a grinded on a bottle that I put in my pussy abhhhhjh.

by Beachpissergirl December 05, 2021

Piss

to urinate (especially in one's pants)

If I don't reach the bathroom I am gonna piss in my pants

by Light Joker March 25, 2004

Piss

Yellow, salty arromatic fluid regulated and expelled from the human body by the consumption of liquids. Disposal is often transferred from the body into toilets, urninals, out of doors and piss buckets.

1) Hey, pull over there... that looks like a nice place to piss. 2.)Do you still have that piss bucket around here? I gotta piss bad. www.koolakoola.com

by Koola User September 04, 2003

Piss

Piss is verb describing urinating. The yellow liquid that you release from the tip of your penis is called urine. Piss a way to describe realeasing that urine. It also describes the great feeling of emptiying your bladder

i.e Johnny pissed on his mom's car when he was drunk.

by DefMan August 04, 2006

Piss

Urine

I have to take a piss. I've got to piss like a race horse.

by meggy October 06, 2002

Piss

Alchohol. Usually used to describe beer.

Pisshead 1: "What are you doing tonight?" Pisshead 2: "Probably jus' get sum piss and chill watching the Rugby." Pisshead 1: "I've been 'on the piss' since I woke up."

by Diego August 29, 2003