Country Dictionary

A delicious nut snack

"I LOVE PISTACHIOS" exclaimed Johannes

A term used to describe the female genetalia, derived from the vaginal resemlance of it's shell.

Diane: You should find yourself a nice girlfriend Jack. Jack: Ooh, not for me thanks. I'm not a fan of the pistachio.

A mustache with urine in it.

Ronny: Hey Jim, can I piss in your mustache? Jim: But then I would have a pistachio.

An Ugly Bitch

Dude this girl in my 3rd Period, Devon Gelista, is such a Pistachio

A young white rapper who raps about having sex with moms.

Have you heard the new Pistachio mixtape? Yeah. I don't think I heard one song where he doesn't talking about fucking someone's mom.

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade." "Agreed."

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.

I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.