A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone that got away with murder after judge trial.
"Dude, the judge totally didn't have enough evidence to prove I killed that guy."
"No way dude, you totally just pulled a Pistorius."
A person that is an alcoholic as well as a drug addict of which you never know if he/she is high or not.
person 1: Hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: Are you a Pistorius?
person 2: What's a Pistorius?
person 1: You are.
person 2: What am I?
Grabbing a stranger off the street forcefully leading them to an alley and forcefully putting your amputed leg up their anus but yelling surprise before hand so it isn't classified rape and leaving them to bleed out from their anal wounds.
Did you see that person left in the alley,they must have received the Pistorius
A guy who violently knocks with the help with a gun
Person 1: "Did you do a Oscar Pistorius yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yes, to my wife"
A stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. Makes fun of fat people because they aren't a twig like she is. She makes me ashamed for being her best friend at one point.
Whos the biggest cunt you know? OH! Abigail Pistorius!