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Pitta Breads

A term used to describe a woman with breasts that look like Pitta Breads. They usually look flat, long, thin and are always small.

"Fuckin hell, look at the Pitta Breads on her"

A PItta Bread

A massive cunt who looks and smells just like a piece of pitta. Usually named Aaron or a really bad name of some kind. They persist to annoy people through deregatory, unprovoked, unfunny remarks.

Sweet Brit " " Hey aaron " " Wanna go to a car park so I can look cool in front of my pals ? " " Eurghhh your such a pitta bread !!!

Pitta Bread Tits

A Girl With No Boobs.

Girl 1: Lets Go Watch Hollyoaks?
Girl 2: Sure, i hope i don't see that lesbian with the pitta bread tits tonight though.