Country Dictionary

1. What Mike calls his cat

2. An insult used by Mike and his friends to confuse people.

3. (Mike's definition) An ancient tool.

1. Cam stroked Mike's pitta while he layed on the couch.

2. Shut up you pitta!

3. Pitta.

Cockney slang for a shitter (anus)

I'm gonna fuck her right in the lemon pitta!

A term used to describe a woman with breasts that look like Pitta Breads. They usually look flat, long, thin and are always small.

"Fuckin hell, look at the Pitta Breads on her"

Another word for pregnancy or the state of being pregnant. Derived from "pitter patter of little feet".

"Hands off. No way am I getting pitta patta a week before graduation."

A massive cunt who looks and smells just like a piece of pitta. Usually named Aaron or a really bad name of some kind. They persist to annoy people through deregatory, unprovoked, unfunny remarks.

Sweet Brit " " Hey aaron " " Wanna go to a car park so I can look cool in front of my pals ? " " Eurghhh your such a pitta bread !!!

Greek girl with 'a badly packed kebab' which has zero sensitivity rendering her unable to feel anything.

Petrina Pitta Pussy.

A Girl With No Boobs.

Girl 1: Lets Go Watch Hollyoaks?
Girl 2: Sure, i hope i don't see that lesbian with the pitta bread tits tonight though.