Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

PLACEMAT

The tatoo on the lower back of a female. Someplace to put your drink.

Bend over and let me use your placemat, baby!

by Dan Davis August 01, 2005

placemats

Most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.

Hey Stevo you get the $5 Roulette coupon off one of those placemats from JOES DINER?

by Mr Falcone October 25, 2007

placemat

The tattoo on the small of a womens back (usually tribal with a fuckin butterfy).

DUDE, when you pull out just set your dick on her placemat.

by Duzer April 30, 2006

placemats

Rectangular pieces of cloth that are placed under your dinner plate to protect a valuable lace table cover.

Joe and Stevo felt like placemats as Thorn drooled over his winning ticket.

by StarnetGypsy November 12, 2007