A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mystery meat, partly made from human penis
Hey, do you want to eat some plinker?
Another word for remote control; a device used to change channel on a television. Can also perform functions such as adjust volume and brightness on television set.
Katie: Can we turn up the volume?
Harriet: Sure, just wang me the plinker babe.
A phrase used to describe the female sexual organ, more specifically, the clitoris.
Also a verb: to plink, the act of plinking ones plinker
she was plinking her plinker dinker all night long!
somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use
look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker