Country Dictionary

Short for Playoffs.

Guy 1:Ready for the first ploff game tn?
Guy 2:Fucking right!!

Guy 1:Ready for the first game of the ploffs tn?
Guy 2:Fucking right!!

(n)- a term used by low tier, and female hockey players as an abbreviation for playoffs

Sadie- "Can you come over tonight? "
Samantha- "I can't, first game of ploffs tonight"

To ploff. To fall asleep immediately when you are exhausted.

I wanted to see the movie but I ploffed as soon as it started.

able to wear and/or do. short for pull off.

pshhh, that boy totally cant ploff those girls jeans.

as opposed to, pshhh, that boy cannot pull off those girls jeans.

someone who acts so stupid it makes the person who is with them feel so cripilingly disabled they can barely walk because of the sheer velocity of the action caused by someone being very dumb . when calling someone a ploff it is usualy very reserved and not used willy nilly . its intended to be used at the exact moment of inpact of the person being stupid followed by some retarded noises and a bent walk with a bent left arm and wrist and a screwed up face followed by some more retarded orgasems.

ya complete ploff , you stupid ploff , you fucking ploff , nnnmmmmnnnn u fucking ploff (and make like you cant walk because the stupidity of the person is so mutch it makes you cripled temporaliry).

short for pull that off.

Instead of saying she cant pull that off, you would say: Pshhh she totally cant ploff that,

Depending how it is used Ploff can have one of two meanings.

When spoken in a aggressive tone ploff can have a similar meaning to fuck off. Whereas if spoken in a quiet or sexual tone it can mean suck me off