Country Dictionary

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Plogging

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018

Plogging

to blog while pooping. Plogging.

So last night I was plogging about the Senate race, when I totally got urine all over the keyboard.

by Reginald Buxley November 08, 2006

Plogging

Public Blogging. Standing on a street corner and spouting off everything from uninformed political discourse, musings on failed relationships, recipes, or similar blog-worthy topics. A method of attracting attention to yourself.

Dude: OMG, is that guy homeless and crazy? He's ranting about Darfur, but he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about. Dude #2: Bro, he's plogging. Should we post a comment? Dude: Sure. Dude #2 (shouting): You're an idiot!

by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009

Plogging

After ejaculating into ones rectum, take a toilet plunger and slowly plunge the sperm from the anal cavity and let it squirt out onto the floor.

“Sarah let me go plogging last night, man. Total game changer

by InTheWitchsLair May 23, 2019

Plog

A word commonly used as an alternative for "greasy ass fool." The main target of the word is someone with lackluster hygiene. The average Plog looks like their hair has not been washed in upwards of a week. Common practices of a Plog include but are not limited to: 1) Not cleaning under their nails. 2) Wiping back-to-front. 3) Swimming in lakes. Background of the word is that it started in Northern Virginia. It was later brough to The Pennsylvania State University, where it is heard on a daily basis today.

Carter: Yo u see Dan over there? Dude looks sebaceous as hell, he's radiating some major Plog energy. Gunsmoke: For real, I saw homie running to go swim in a lake the other day too. He looked like Sonic the Hedge-Plog.

by TheGunsmoke April 26, 2022

plogged

a combination of the words plugged and clogged

the drain is plogged up

by Sterling Banks March 16, 2005

Plogged

A level of blockage in an orifice (i.e. a toilet) that is beyond being clogged or plugged.

This toilet is plogged!

by Kap21 January 26, 2018