A fork of Rural Dictionary
A meal often eaten by grafters. The meal often includes cheese, crackers, pickled onions, branston pickle, apples, salad, grated carrot and egg. To find out about grafters search for them.
Farmer Giles was grafting all day in the fields, he got home and grafted a true ploughmans in his kitchen.
A big hairy ginger man. Whom is often fond of the children's tv show the Wiggles. Seen around kids suspiciously quite regularly. Plays a mean banjo and loves a bit of Jojo Siwa.
Ploughman, your a faggot!
The area between a male's genetalia and his arsehole. Meaning between the cheese and the pickle.
"Oooo...my missus knows how to press my buttons...i love it when she strokes my ploughmans"
Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.
Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.
A hearty meal served in gay bars. Usually consists of a lump of mature nob cheese with arse pickle, thickly-sliced bread and pork pie with semen relish. Regional variations can include a rats-cock side dish with diarrhoea drizzle.
Come on Quentin, let's go to The Pink Dildo for a Briggsy Ploughman's. I'm bloody starving after that rimming session.
a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.
fancy a chocolate ploughman?
The act of being a bit touchy feely around your mates girlfriend when you are a bit drunk
oi fuck off Ploughmans & stop being lunchy around my bird - ploughmans lunch