A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb (to Podger) The act of using one item, usually elongated, to poke into a receptacle. Noun (a Podger) Any item used in the pursuance of the act of podgering.
I need a podger to manipulate the tobacco in this roll up cigarette to enable me to place my filter. I gave her a damn good podgering with my hand behind the bike sheds.
To take an unreasonable time to prepare for departure due to mastubation.
The part of a clipper/swan or similar cigarette lighter which holds the flintwheel. This can be removed and is used for packing down/inserting a roach into the end of a joint.
"You got a podgerer mate? I can't get this bastard roach into my spliff"
The act of having sex using your podger
Last night i gave my girlfriend such a good podgering she baked me a cake.
to be sexually hammered in the female fanny!
awe, a pure podgered that big mad fat bird on saturday night, man.