Country Dictionary

Describes the state just before falling asleep where you're technically awake but are absolutely useless to anybody

You won't get any sense out of Vicky, she's gone poink!

The action of poking a boob, titty, or breast, with a minimal amount of force, creating a slight discomfort.

Jeremi poinked Sonia this afternoon, and she has been complaining of her sore breast.

The act of tapping on a touchscreen device with a straight stiff finger with an unnecessary amount of force out of frustration in operating the stupid device.

What are you doing? Stop poinking my new ipad to death. That will not make it work the way you want it to.

Anything...
Generally a noun.
When used to describe a person, it turns to 'Poinkster'

"That Poinkster over there stole that poink and was being all poink about it"
"Man! What a poinkster!"

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

To poink is to have sex with somebody without having an erection.

"Although I'm not turned on by you, Sally, I could still poink you. You might not feel much, but that's all I'll offer."

To poink your daughter for being naughty.
AKA fuck her.

I poinked my daughter last night
for being a naughty girl.

Lets poink your daughter
together