A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl" "Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?" "I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
A slang term for Polish people. Usually meant as an insult. Often heard in western Pennsylvania. Pollocks often have an uncontrollable love of Polka music.
Donnie - "I had Kraut and Kielbasa for dinner last night" Jim - "you're such a pollock"
The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner
Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.
/ˈpɒlək/ pol-uhk (verb). To divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question 'what is (good?) art' into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. After Jackson Pollock, a famous artist who has spawned more discussions about 'what is art?' than anyone ever in history.
(Esteemed senior member of internet forum): "...after the last tornado it was spread across three states." (Squidly newby): "Yes, but was it art?" (All other members): "Aw, man - you just pollocked that thread!"
To ejaculate on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late Jackson Pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.
"Dude, I Pollock-ed all over her face last night."