A fork of Rural Dictionary
Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;
Example: Go get you some pootang boy.
Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable. Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”. Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.
Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff? Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!
Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.
Tom: Man, look at that ass Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang *5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang* Connor: DAVE!!! Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!