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PopTart

basically this is anyone who is considered a space case, twink, or ditz. It is usually referring to girls but it can apply to guys as well. the person must be in high school and must be considered to be one of the "popular" group. this is what the "pop" in poptart refers to. the "tart" part of it is easy: fake, slightly stupid, and annoying. Tart is an old insult so it makes sense here.

That girl is such a PopTart. Why dosn't she ever think for herself?

by C Star July 15, 2005

PopTart

Another word for bae, Soon to be bae, Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is

PopTart texted me last night, he called me bae!

by Ohana_Ashley December 03, 2014

poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

Poptart

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste? Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

by ChuckWagon19 November 05, 2010

poptart

the single item of food that got me through college

ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die

by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003

poptart

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

by wreckage February 10, 2003

poptarts

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

by Dokido October 07, 2008