A fork of Rural Dictionary
A yummy taste of flavor put into on small Piece of food. Comes in various flavors and can sometimes taste weird if toasted up. 2 pieces of food put into a wrapper to eat for breakfast or whenever You need some food.
Person 1: I'm hungry! What is there to eat? Person 2: There's Poptarts, Oreos- Person 1:POPTARTS! Person 2: Why do you like them so much? Person 1: How could you not like a damn poptart?!
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste? Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
the single item of food that got me through college
ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.