A fork of Rural Dictionary
When somebody shits on a neighbors porch. Usually expresses deep hatred. Can be used to end feuds between neighbors. Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.
Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit! Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it. Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!