A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle
Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen
Friend: Omg let me get some
Michelle: Grr all mine
A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.
Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!
When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.
Equally defined for both sexes.
Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.
Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!
That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it
A poodle that has a nice taste of pork
Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle