A fork of Rural Dictionary
Plural of "Pornality" (see definition). Pornalities are words or expressions formed by fusing an older saying (usually trite or banal) with a new element to form a new meaning, usually more risque or graphic: Examples: With simple juxtaposition: "What can I do for you?" becomes, "What can I do you for?" Fusion (sometimes called portmanteau) of two words: TV's Bart Simpson fused CRAP + FANTASTIC and got CRAPTASTIC.
Said the hooker to the john: "It's a business doing pleasure with you." Said the john: "And I love the fact that you observe all the Pornalities."
Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.
Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.
1. of or relating to porn 2. a journal specifically designated to porn
"her pornal instincts allowed her to comfortably masturbate in front of her friends" "this weeks entry in my pornal was a graphic description of cunnilingus between three female orangutans"
A variation of porno. Decribing pornographic video, usually of a homosexual nature. Born out of idiocy, IE a person thinking the word was 'pornal' instead of porno, haha.
“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning: Examples -- HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION; NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!); NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT"; and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television: CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).
. "Man, you got a buttload of mail." "Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality." "I was gonna say 'shitload'." "Point well taken."
Doing something with the style and grace of a porn star.
Ex: 1. Jim dick slapped Jane with pornal style ferocity. Ex. 2. Honey where'd you learn that, it's like you have a some sort of pornal style.