A fork of Rural Dictionary
Port Adelaide entered the AFL in 1997 for people to laugh at. The team has since been a joke, especially in recent years. Their coaching team has a policy of "winning by fluke" such as the occasion in round 5 earlier this year when they secured 4 points upon a half-strength St Kilda side. Since 1997, Membership and game numbers are on a steady decline, and the club recently having to accept sympathy money from the AFL and SANFL.
Wanna hear a joke? Port Adelaide
The best AFL team out there! I am a supporter and must admit it is a bit of a ghetto where people wear snoop dogg clothing and dada
Port Adelaide, the team that won the AFL Primership in 2004.
port adelaide is the worst team in the AFL.
Oliver Phitzner: im a port adelaide supporter and i am a retard.
A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets
Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide Person 2: DON'T