A fork of Rural Dictionary
The abbreviation of porthetic which is a combination of poor and pathetic.
-Dude did you hear that new Good Charlotte disc?
-Fuck no, those dudes are fucking porth.
A kid who peaked in High School.
He pulled aJon Porth after that bottle flip Infront of the entire school.
The word is known by all. It is a verb, noun, adjective. It is everything. It encompasses the magnitudes of all great and eccentric things in the galaxy.
“Just Porth it.”
“Hey John that seems pretty risky” “ don’t worry I’ll Porth it”
“John porthed Sally”
“In the beginning there was Porth”