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Posers

Somebody who is false, who likes to be seen as cool.Wants to fit in but gets it wrong. Listens to crap music example: Avril Lavigne.

Poser : I would like to buy a Avril Lavigne T-Shirt. Shop Assistant : Sure *whispers DAMN those Posers*. *Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers* Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing? *He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes* Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong. Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you? Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened! Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER! *Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*

by O:^-^ Pink Floyd ^-^ :O June 12, 2006

Posers

A guy/girl/person( of any gender inbetween) that tries to be something they aren't and thinks they are really cook while being all poserish. The normal poser is an emo kid poser which is usually called scene. Poser kids are stupid. And Fags. Get a life posers.

"Dude lets go check out that new anime stuff!" "YEAH and while we're at it lets look at that new Harry Potter movie! I heard it was RAD." "We are so emo dude.." "Yeah.." (man from afar) "Wow, what posers"

by Taylor1993 October 06, 2008

poser poser

A person who poses to be a poser just to get attention. Usually has no social group and little to no friends.

Whats his face is such a poser poser! Just stick to a damn group.

by lordethal December 20, 2006

poser

To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.

Don't be such a Thomas, you only listen to Metal because all of your "friends" do, you big poser!

by MechaniX March 10, 2008

posers

A poser is someone who tries to fit into a profile they aren't. People who try to give off the impression that they are one thing when they are really another. Also, a poser can be one who says they can do something that they can't. Or more commonly, a poser is someone who, when doing something successfully, takes more than enough credit for it.

Lots of types of Posers, for example The guys who hang out with skateboarders but can't actually skate, even though they have a board.

by K~ August 10, 2003

Poser

Kids that bring their skateboards to school.

Poser: Ya, I'm just going to walk to school with my skateboard and not ride is so people will think I'm a bad motherfucker.

by measingeneral June 29, 2012

poser

1.) Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne and their fans. 2.) To pose and pretend you're not a conformist or a prep when you are.

Oh my God, you conform to everything you're being told to do when you don't think that's what you do! What a poser!

by Super Tips March 26, 2023