A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small bikini-type underwear, or a thong, for well endowed men. Similar to a banana hammock, but bigger
He could barely stuff his junk into that potato wagon
This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this. Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present* Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.” Parent B “Did it go well?” Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!” Parent B “Was it really that big?” Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”