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Pre-hab

Pre-gaming for re-hab, i.e. spending all day drinking before an alcoholics anonymous meeting.

Rick is such a junky, he drank for seven hours straight and went through an eightball by himself before AA tonight. Such a bro, one day I hope to pre-hab as hard as he does.

Pre-hab

Where people *say* they are when they're really in rehab.
It's supposed to sounds proactive without admitting to a problem.

My client was merely in pre-hab. He has no drug or alcohol problems. It's preventive medicine.

pre-hab

Where people go to avoid a future addiction.

Britney's kids now in pre-hab.

pre-hab

A place where various drugs are insufflated. Also known as Dr. Junkycats lab.

I'm coked out of my mind, been in pre-hab all night.

Pre-Hab

To abstain from drinking for a time period prior to a major drinking event.

"I am going to get loose on next weekend's camping trip. I better do some pre-hab this week.

Pre-hab

A regimen of strength training and conditioning in preparation for a surgical procedure, usually orthopedic, designed to speed recovery.

The reason her recovery went so well and that she was back to playing tennis so soon was that she did her pre-hab.