A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.
She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.
Teacher: Is James here? James: Present! Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.
1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified. 2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
"He's got a chistmas present" "lucky bastered"
A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present. Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick
Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being- Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?
Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner
Omg that guy is certainly presenting, His 8 inches is presenting itself.