A fork of Rural Dictionary
A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.
A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.
Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.
Ordinary people who went to college for about 10 years after high school just to be able to listen to lunatics bitch all day long. They also have a shitload of student loans. A good movie that illustrates a Doctor's struggles in this profession is called "What about Bob?".
Some of my favorite Psychologists are: 1. Wilhelm Wundt 2. BF Skinner 3. John B Watson
1. Friend-for-pay. 2. A pathological liar. 3. A better and happier person than the patient.
I was driving when I saw a psychologist.
Someone who studies bullshit and then tells you all your problems are due to a deprived childhood.
the psychologist said the cause of my problems was in my childhood
A “” doctor but not really
There are bs doctors like psychologists
Psychologists are just people who weren’t smart enough to be psychics.
Terry: My psych evaluation is today. They're gonna decide if I'm ready to make it back on the streets. Gina: Why do you care what they think? Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics.