A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.
She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.
An ice cream place inside a midwest store chain called Meijer.
If you kids are good while I'm shopping I'll take you to to the Purple Cow on the way out.
While recieving anal sex you squeeze your anus causing your partners penis to become the shade of purple.
Wow! Sally nearly made my dick fall off with that purple cow she threw me.
A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.
Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors
An old woman's pussy. It's purple and as big as a cow's pussy. A Purple Cow looks disgusting.
Kitty's Purple Cow looksdisgusting.
A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!!
Purple Cows are off the chizz-ain!!!