A fork of Rural Dictionary
Woooosh, yes its spelled with 4 O's. It means You Missed the Joke. The Joke went right over you, making a Woooosh sound, like a bullet speeding by. WOOOOSH.
Guy 1: I Cant agree more. Those silly girls doesn't wanna be loved or respected by a nice guy. FUCK THOSE BITCHES, LET ME RESPECT YOU, YOU DUMB BITCHES. Guy 2: Don't Call Girls bitches then. That would be respectful. Guy 1: WOOOOSH
A tag for people who simply missed the joke, another term for "A joke flying over your head" as in the sound something makes when flying by.
A: "Hey steve I heard you were dogsitting this weekend, must be RUFF haha" B: "Actually dogsitting isn't hard at all, you mainly just care for them for a few hours and you're done" A: "...#woooosh"
r/woooosh is a popular subreddit that is basically just people not getting jokes.
Person: "Look, I made Disney princesses, but with hotdogs." Friend: "tHAt's R@cIST!1!!1!1!1!!1" internet warrior: "it's not racist, it's just hotdogs, you can't change the color that they are, smh, people are so dumb these days. Everyone:" Lmao Wooooshed again"
You didn't get the joke, dude.
Person A: Top 10 anime betrayals Person B: It's not an anime, dumbass. Person A: R/ woooosh Person B: *Looks up r/ woooosh on Urban Dictionary* Person B: *Sees this* Person B: Shit.
r/woooosh (or just woooosh) is used in response to someone taking sarcasm literally, and you use it to call them out on not picking up on the sarcasm. Origins: The onemonepia comes from the saying “the joke went over your head” and it’s (literally) the sound of the joke going over the person’s head. The “r/“ component is because that’s how reddit organizes their subreddits r/woooosh is also exclusively referencing the subreddit (a community on reddit) about people not picking up on sarcasm. If you don’t know what reddit is, just say woooosh, otherwise you’re a pretentious idiot who uses vocabulary you don’t know the meaning of to sound cool, but instead reveal you’re actually a dumbass. Also it is correctly spelled with 4 o’s and no h at the beginning
Person A: You know how I tend to stay out of the whole voting issues? Well you know how convicts are allowed to vote in Florida now? Person B: Yeah? Person A: Well I think we’re doing something seriously wrong here Person B: I mean I agree, but why do you think so? Person A: Because I think ONLY convicts should be allowed to vote Person B: Are you stupid? Person A: *deep sigh* r/woooosh Person C: Why did the chicken cross the road Person D: why Person C: there was a crosswalk there for pedestrians Person D: haha I like antijokes Person XXY: r/whosh Persons C&D: what? that doesn’t even make sense.
You didn't get the joke, and I won't tell you why! All I'll do is give you this annoying as fuck message to fuck with you because I'm so fucking funny haha! Have fun dipshit, I hope you regret posting that shit lmao! Oh, you're on YouTube? Too bad, I'm still r/wooooshing you ya moron!
Reddit Guy 1: Nein o'clock! Guy 2: *Nine o'clock, not nein... Guy 3: r/woooosh Guy 2: what, I was just correcting him! Guy 4: r/woosh, dumbass YouTube Guy 1: Is that guy from the future? Guy 2: Well, no. He's obviously wearing 80s clothes and is holding a flip phone. Guy 1: r/woooosh that joke flew over your head dumbass Guy 3: yeah r/whooooosh faggot Guy 4: r/wooooshwith4os Guy 2: and into the towers ya fuckn morons I was trying to be helpful
You didn't get the joke, and I won't tell you why! I'll just give you an annoying as fuck message to fuck with you until you realize it's a joke or until you go completely insane in a carousel of frustration and agony because you cannot figure it out on your own and have to ask people who either give you the same annoying as fuck message, or type a fucking monologue explaining the joke you were too dense to understand.
Guy 1: $35 with free shipping seems sketchy.... I think I should buy this one, which costs $30 with $5 shipping. Guy 2: But... they're the same price! Guy (3 or 1): r/woooosh Guy 2: They're still the same price, what difference does it make? Guy (3 or 1): its a joke you dumbass