A fork of Rural Dictionary
A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.
A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizards.
Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.
an insult utilsed by the ill-educated suburban scumbag wannabe's of the immediate area outside Dublin Ireland to indicate an unattractive or stupid person
"Look at the state of you, you bleedin' reptile."
addicts of mugwump jism, see mugwumps. popularized by william s burroughs and david cronenberg.
after reptiles score for mugwump jism..."mugwump jism is the best! can I borrow your hanky?"
What you suffer from after making out with someone who is afflicted with this reptile virus
Enjoying a heavy make out session when you suddenly feel like you are making out with an alligator because they are eating your face alive and their body gestures are that of an alligator during a feeding frenzy
Scum-sucking, lard-assed internet troll, who loves nothing more than to cause mayhem all over the net and try to pass the blame onto someone else. Spams Usenet for Christmas cash, and does insurance jobs on their car to gains sympathy and raise cash. Likes lasagne - too much. Also see Lizzard
Some bastard reptiles been leaving scales in my guestbook again!
n. A person who shaves theirself, or at least their vagina or penis area, completely bare. adj. resembling the hairless look of a reptile.
I like a chick's pussy to be neatly trimmed, maybe a cute little airstrip or triangle, but every girl I hook up with is a reptile. Shaving it all off started in the porn industry and now every girl has a reptile pussy. The problem with reptiles is that they often have razor burn bumps. I'd rather nuzzle against a little soft hair than lick a bunch of irritated zit-like bumps on a reptile pussy.