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Relating to the popular ROFL ( Rolling on the floor laughing ). ROF stands for "Rolling on the Floor". This occurs when there is a fire and all of sudden you have to "Roll on the Floor" so your ass doesnt get burnt, or when something funny happens and the laughing is self explanitory; therefore one would just "ROF"

Holy shit there's a fire, quick ROF!

Oh my god, that girl has a mean cameltoe, i just ROF'D a little.

An abbreviation for "Rate of Fire." This is used only over the internet when weaponry is the topic. Elsewhere, one would say "Rate of Fire"

The MG-42 machine gun has a much higher rof than the MG-34.

For when you want to ROFL but you simply cannot due to losing your voice.

MALE: What do you call a no eyed deer ?
FEMALE: I don't know, what ?
MALE: NO IDEA !
FEMALE: ROF ROF ROF ROF ROF.

Short for ROFLMAO (Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off)

rof, thats rather uber

Text talk for 'roll on floor'. Similar to ROFLing but without any laughter aloud.

Person One: Hey, I'm bored, let's ROF.

Person Two: HAHAHA

Person One: Stop laughing, we're ROFing not ROFLing here.

Rules of Fungagement

What are the RoF for the party?

Chillin and playin games.

What are our RoF for the Protest?

Dunno... we're working on it.

Acronym for Roll on the floor starving.

1)I'm so hungry ROFS!

2) ROFS you're so fat!