A fork of Rural Dictionary
"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."
Masturbation done by a female.
Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing.
When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".
what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)
melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing??? sharla: ofc
1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.
"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?" "I think he got a little happy?!"
When a group of guys ranch on your face and then shove your head in the sand, making for a creamy, gritty facial.
I was out with the guys and they got Egyptian Ranch Dressing all over my face.