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Randsom

When the ransom amount and/or object being held for ransom are either of insignificant importance or else seemingly chosen at random.

Alternatively used by people too stupid to spell ransom.

He held my left shoe for a randsom of my right shoe.

randsome

when good looking guys are drunk/intoxicated and then taken home by ugly girls

rand*some (transitive verb)
"What happened to Mike last night?"
"Oh dude, he got taken randsome by that ugly girl at the 4th bar we were at."

Randsomness

A thing that happends randomly, and then something happends to your brain cuz then you can't remember what you were doing a few (insert type of time in here).

"...."
10 minutes later
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMH~~~~~-"
"Why are you humming so loud so randomly?!"
"I don't know."
"Huh?"
"I Don't Know."
"Hm, you must have been hit with Randsomness..."
"Wha-? What's Randsomness?"
*Walks away*
"Heeey!"