A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rark is a physical activity that transcends reality. Also known as getting shit-faced, wasted, blazed, stoned, pissed and hammered. The Rark is a traditional New Zealand party.
"He is one with the Rark".
"The Rark flows through him".
"He's on the Rark".
The true story of a true rark: Once long ago, a girl was trying to win a stuffed animal out of the claw machine but ran out of change. While she, in despair of already wasting $4, put change inside a change machine, another girl won the stuffed animal out of the claw machine, and gave it to her.
Random compliments, hugs, free items, etc. all fall under the category of a "Rark"
If someone runs up to you and randomly hugs you, an appropriate thing to reply with is "Thanks for the rark!"
This weird jam band dude who plays the Rark n’ Roll music.
“Bro did you hear Rark’s keyboard got damaged?”
“That’s very disappointing to hear. He really rocks the rark n’ roll music like a wild animal.”
Going on the rark is a saying originating from New Zealand for doing illegal stuff and/or getting pissed, hammered, wasted, blazed, stoned.
“The rark is within me, the rark is one with me, I am the fucking rark” “I’m the rark!” “I’m on the rark”