A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb. In golf, the use of a putter from at least 20 yards from the green
I am 40 yards from the green but I think I'm going to totally Rasmussen it.
Derek Rasmussen: A raging homosexual with a narrow throat and a WIDE asshole that prefers drinking semen instead of beer.
After a sword fight in his mouth, a punctured tonsil, and a rock hard trouser snake exploding in his anus…. He realized that cum was 95% of his diet. It was at this moment he realized he was Rasmussen!
Verb. To leave work for a break or lunch when you are at the busiest point and leaving your coworkers to cover your workload. Returning when everything it done.
That Paul is a real tool, he totally Rasmussened me when he went on break earlier. He came back when all his work was done!
He is a very cute and really sweet guy, he sometimes feels that he isn't good enough, but many see differently. He has a kind and loving heart and a great smile. He sees women for their personality rather than their looks. He is a great guy.
the fable creature that picks up pennies, asks for dimes and always buys bohemian beer becasue it is 50 cents less than canadian, this species consists of hot females and skinny gay soccer playing males.
rasmussen played dance dance revolution for 58 cents yo rasmussen r u going out, no im playing soccer 2morrow