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Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

(noun)A mentally and physically challenged individual who tries to interact with normal people through sports and games.

"Hey! give me back my football you Raytard!"

When your not quite retarded, but by just having a two minute conversation with him, you can tell something just is not right. Most commonly caused by being dropped on your head as a child.

Have you met Ray yet? He is a total Raytard.

of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.

"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"

of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.

I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.

when you have big city dreams and talk incessantly about them but in reality are still a small town, hokie type of person.

A Raytard commonly uses social media to portray a trendy, big city image, yet in reality is too afraid to live in a big city and never will. RAYtard