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Rear Admiral

A man who admires other mens rear ends, with thoughts of buggering the admired rear end.

Did tou see how long Darrel was staring at that guys ass? He is a big time Rear Admiral

by JackTors May 15, 2019

Rear Admiral

This term refers to a person who likes to stick long phallic-like objects up their rectum. The term was coined in the 1970s to describe high-ranking military officials who enjoyed poking their intestinal basin with objects that are similar in shape to a man's genitals. The motivation for this is unknown and the term is usually used in a derogatory fashion to describe someone.

Person 1: "Why didn't Steve want to come over for my college graduation party?" Person 2: "He was put off by the footage that leaked, proving he's a Rear Admiral. I don't think he can deal with the social pressures of confrontation on the topic." Person 1: "You mean he might start trying to push people off the balcony like Elliot Rodger at a house party?" Person 2: "Precisely."

by Eric Kazinsky May 25, 2014

Rear Admiral

To knee someone in the nuts from behind.

Jordan was bending over, cleaning his pubes out of the drain, so I took the opportunity to add insult to injury by giving him the rear admiral.

by Doctor Tronik September 13, 2011

Rear Admiral

The act of engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind and using the momentum of your movement to propel you across a room. A performer of the rear admiral must hold his hands in the air so as to not balance or steady himself.

I exercised the rear admiral last night with Linda and was able to get 15 feet before we fell down!

by Intaglio5 January 21, 2003

Rear Admiral

One who navigates the windward passage

by Chuckie June 09, 2003

Rear Admiral

A super wedgie that (when executed properly) results in the victim being racked AND the elastic band on his shorts being ripped off

I gave the dweeb a serious Rear Admiral and now he wants to take me to court. Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!

by Tim Freckman April 07, 2003

Rear Admiral

while banging someone in the ass managing to successfully maneuver them around the room without bumping into any furniture

"Last night i achieved rear admiral status with this slam pig."

by dan December 05, 2003