A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.
Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs. Eric: How much did it cost us? Mike: Only four grand this time.
To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.
Gary really had to quit wasting time and rectumfy the situation.
To correct a situation or misunderstanding by furiously penetrating someone anally.
I had a stalker. He was so insistent, that I had to rectumfy the situation. Needless to say, he got what he deserved in the end. The rear end.
To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.
Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today. Friend: Really, how'd that go??? Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.